I’m clutching at straws and the answer still eludes me.
Cheese straws

Why is the western world so obsessed with cheese? It’s not like the moon is made out of it or anything. And to be honest, I think it’s gross.
*I now fear retribution from cheese-lovers*

It’s supposed to have been around since “dawn of time” and all. This might be a bit more believable if someone could decide when the dawn of time actually was. Or perhaps time is an illusion, and yesterday never existed...

Deep thoughts aside, I propose that we have a branch of the government that specialises in helping us with all our *failed to think of word other than cheesy* problems. We’ll call it the Ministry Of (an) Undecidedly Long Denomination (MOULD for short). It could be the new CIA, MI5/6, SIS - hey, how come they all have three-letter acronyms? Could that be proof of prejudice against all the four-letter, five letter and seven-lettered acronyms (cos, let’s face it, who wants a six-lettered acronym? that would just be weird).

All we need now is a mascot. Someone to keep us in touch with the kiddies of today. What about Battle Royale guy? No, he has weird hair... spike? no, he has no vampire teeth. Other spike? No... aha! That’s it. Our mascot will be Mark Sainsbury. Because we all know that if he said jump, NZ would jump without asking “how high”.
Look at the moustache. You are getting sleepy...

We could stage a coup! The world would bow down to our almighty cheesey-ness. Apart from Russia... does Russia eat cheese?

To be continued... maybe

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Why the cheese? I just had to eat a cheese sandwich. For dinner.

Aside from that, I’M HAPPY! Though it might not last long.

I bought Persona 4 (I played the Japanese version ages ago, I didn’t understand a word, so I just chose replies at random) and it’s awesome. Ish. Not quite at the “I’m-out-of-my-chair hyper level”, but still, awesome. So, if you’re lucky I might just have something to make you happy.

What else, what else...

People keep scaring me and telling me to make goals for the future over things I have no interest to even continue to the end of this year (did that make sense?). So I have been getting lots of ex-curricular homework.

I went swimming! In our pool! We have a pool now! Because we’re renting and there’s no way we could afford a house with a pool in one of the most expensive suburbs eeevveeeerr!

And we have to choose options for school next year. There’s so few spaces, mine are pretty much decided for me.

No doubt I will think of something more to say soon.

Till then!